well, long time no talk eh?

so i decided that i’d go stand in a line, shell out $7.25 and go see Borat seeing as the actor is supposetly highlighting life in a country i lived in for 2 years, boy was i mistaken when i thought i was in for a laugh. Now, i find Jackass and other shows and movies akin to this funny as hell, but Borat, well that was the most piece of fucking shit movie i have ever seen. I don’t care who you are, its just not funny, seriously, not, no way around it, just a bunch of shit. To honor the country that hosted my ass, I herby promise to kick the living shit out of that fucknut sacha baron cohen if i ever come close enought to him to do so. shit was that a bad movie and i do hope to see Cs with some more posts, don’t let a legend pass on…

This has got to be the longest time of no posting. Seriously, CsMarshal is going down, completetly. I know i already stressed this, but fuck… this just sucks. I guess i have to write something. How about the top things you need to do before dying.

• Become super rich

I mean you need to become insanely rich so everyone else is jealous and wishes they were you. You know, to be so rich that even no matter how much you spend, you are still fucking rich.

• Bang a virgin

Yeah,

• Get a world record

You need to know that you did something better than anyone else before. Try the loudest burp, or the fastest mile run with an egg.

• One in the stink

You gotta do it. Nothing you expect it to be. You MUST do it at least once in your life. Just persuade her, or wait till she falls asleep.

• Smoke/drink/etc.

All the cool kids are doing it.

• Climb Everest

Pretty baanal but fuck it, it is the the highest mountain on Earth

• Be in space

Just do it

This is pretty much that i can think of right now. Comment on your opinions on what one must do before dying…

• Sitting in Patio
• Chilling on Arms roof, throwing potatoes on the mormons
• Sittting on the infamous “table” in Alfa
• Pissing of Asylbek
• Borrowing Zhan’s Cd’s and giving them back a year later
• Being gay
• Relaxing in my basement after snowboarding
• Not working in school
• Randomly showing up at Greg’s house
• Parliament Lights
• Spending nights with viki
• Going to Chimbulak
• Practicing my Football Manager addiction with Shinny
• Watching Alec eat the weirdest shit for cents
• Eating Chicken Fingers and the Classic “Gamburger” at AmBar
• Fantasizing with Arm about HMC and Olga
• Pointlessly walking around the city with zhan when i refused to go to NRG
• Making fun of Zhan
• Coming to school late…or not at all.