Zhan


So, i’ve been pretty much watching all the World Cup games. I like many of the teams but not really. I hate the following teams: Togo, France, England, Germany, US, Mexico, Poland, Ukraine, Saudi Arabia, Italy, and many others. The only team i like is Ghana, and that teams will rock your cock. I am betting that Ghana will win the finals after beating Brazil in the semifinals. This is wqhy i put all of the money i could find on Ghana winning the finals. The odds are given as somewhat near to 1:1500 and my winnings will result in around 3 BG (BG being an arbitrary unit that stands for Bill Gates’ fortune). I reckong this is what is going to happen. Trinidad and Tobago will face off with Ghana and Ghana will win with the unprecedented score of arcsine of 70 degrees divided by 1000, all multiplied by 10 to the power of 23. Ghana will literary rip your testicles off and stuff them down your throat with its awesome asskickery. I reckon Ben, being the hardcore Trinidad and Tobago fan that he has been for the past 17 years, had already bet 10,000 euros on T and T winning. His team would lose and he will have a furrowed unibrow while i shower myself in caviar and wear a crown made of solid gold. I even have pictures to prove this (all shot with Samsung cameras, hence the crapiness):

My dear old CsMarshal, how nice of you to join us again. I was already wondering where you went. I missed you. I hope i am not coming off as obsessed; it’s just hard with all these emotions pouring out. All i can say is that i missed you, man. Where else can i rable off my bullshit? Friends? Strangers? Everyone is already tired of my yapping and now i finally have the exit for my coniving brain and all its querks included. So, how’ve you been. Anything new? Interesting? I hope this won’t happen again, and you won’t leave me. You won’t, right? Please don’t. I didn’t mean it like that! Who you calling stupid? Me? Fuck you, CsMarshal! No, i do have a life! Screw you sideways, i am not taking this shit! What do you mean? I am the one who left you? How dare you, you WordPress owned little shit? Fuck you! You and your dipshit friends! I will be coming back and bringing my rage with me! When? Oh, i don’t know… May be when you are rotting in hell. Screw you! ok.. ok… ok… i didn’t mean that. I am sorry. Look, just give me time. It’s not you, it’s me. Alright, alright i’ll give you some posts. What? 7 posts? But i got stuff to do… well, like going out… ok i don’t go out, but… but. Don’t you talk to me like that. Ok, ok i am sorry. I won’t raise my voice. It’s just that… well, it’s nice to have you back. Bye now. No, no don’t go. Ok fine. I’ll wait here. Bye…

Gizoogle fun.

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