If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced

enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.

(Hardly seems worth it.)

If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.

(Now that’s more like it!)

The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.

(O.M.G.!)

A pig’s orgasm lasts 30 minutes.

(In my next life, I want to be a pig.)

A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy.)

(I’m still not over the pig.)

Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories a hour

(Don’t try this at home,maybe at work)

The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male’s head off.

(”Honey, I’m home. What the….?!”)

The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It’s like a human jumping the length of a football field.

(30 minutes..lucky pig! Can you imagine?)

The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.

(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)

Some lions mate over 50 times a day.

(I still want to be a pig in my next life…quality over quantity)

Butterflies taste with their feet.

(Something I always wanted to know.)

The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.

(Hmmmmmm……)

Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people.

(If you’re ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)

Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.

(okay, so that would be a good thing)

A cat’s urine glows under a black light.

(I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)

An ostrich’s eye is bigger than its brain.

(I know some people like that.)

Starfish have no brains

(I know some people like that too.)

Polar bears are left-handed.

(If they switch, they’ll live a lot longer)

Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.

(What about that pig??)

Author: Unknown (i just had to, it was so funny, and if you didnt even smile, you must be pretty depressed)

EDIT: Upload the pic, dont link to local disk files. That doesnt work…. Thank you
ben

There she is.

Sorry to break your heart ben, but that pretty girl I sent you the picture of isn’t Kylie. But if you do want to talk to her, she’s on www.faceparty.com, under Ukraine.

Guess its confession time, since sherlock arm caught me out

… So hi, I am Myrna. I don’t know if any of you have heard of me, but I went out with Arm this summer, so that’s how I got to know this site. I think its actually pretty good ben, minus all Zhan’s blogs, especially the ones about hobos, but then again he does make the site interesting.

So there. I confess.

Heh, so am I the only female round here?!

(and ben, I registered as myrna but I didn’t get the password cos my inbox was full, and ‘reset password’ doesn’t seem to work ..)