Hey guys! Now tell me, forreal, how many of you guys can piss without holding your cock, and not get a drop of piss outside the toilet(excluding the seat that is)? Yup, thought so… Thank you, thank you, your far too kind…

Yes, I know I can be fucking amazing at times! By the way, if you didn’t get it yet, i CAN do that.

Hi guys! I know I haven’t ever posted anything up on this blog, because I consider it a fucking useless waste of my time, but now I feel the time has come for me to write a post. I have been reading some of these “clever” posts here, and for some reason, I get this feeling, that nobody seems to appreciate Zhantuar. I must say, this frustrates me in the extreme. I demand that this boy is treated with respect. Only because someone is an obnoxious Jew, that constantly bitches about Patio bills and other trivialities, doesn’t mean that you can ridicule him in such a disgusting manner. I understand that he can be quite annoying when he starts sharing his “fun facts”, or starts counting the compound interest he is going to receive on his latest loan to Ben or myself. I also understand that it might be somewhat embarassing to be seen in his company when members of the opposite sex are in the proximity. This is due mostly to the tasteless hoodies he wears, and because of the strange sound effects he produces, and the absolutely horrible jokes he tries to pull. There is also the constant fear that he is going to do his little “turkish gambler” sequence in front of a female acquaintance. Now if this happens, you run the risk of being considered a loser, and losing any semblance of a social life. Notwithstanding all these nuances concerning Zhantuar, I must say you folks should stop making fun of him. Really, its not helping him any. The boy has a low self-esteem as it is(he puts condoms on his head). Please, ease off the pressure on Zhan. Give the motherfucking cheap-ass a chance!