Materazzi should be emasculated
Posted by Danik on 25 Jul 2006 12:23 am . Filed under Danik .
Its been two weeks, but I still can’t get over it! I wish the fuck died when he got butted in his fucking Guiniea chest! This French lawyer guy is suing the Italian team, and if he succeeds there will be a replay of the Final, that’ll be so fucking tight! And these British lip reader guys actually read Materazzi’s lips and figured out he said something like “You’r mother is a terrorist whore!”, what an ass… Anyhow, I’ve been in NYC for the past month and its really tight. Visited all the tourist shit like the Empire State Building, Ground Zero, Elis Island, Statue of Liberty and all that shit. But what I spend most of my time on is going to Chinatown to a Chinese massage parlor, and getting back and foot rubs from Chinese chicks. It’s like 30 bucks an hour, and its fucking awesome. It is so much better than banging some ho from Saina. You actually feel good after the massage for a longer time than you would if you banged an HIV-positive ho. So yeah…. ITs fun here