Was is das? Mein freunde, why is CsMarshal quiet? You talk less than a castrated pimp. I’ve gotten more information out of bricks. Why is you so quiet? Please speak. Ok, ok, i see your point. It’s not only you who are quiet, but me as well. Ok i will write something. What? I don’t know what to write. How about about books. Nah, that’s boring. How about school? Blahh… Ok i got something.

Girls.

What are these interesting creatures i hear about? Are they like me? I see them everyday, but they are so different. They are skinnier, weaker, and with less facial hair. They look like grown up kids, who still didn’t reach puberty. Except for one thing… boobies… yep, they’ve got boobies and we like em. Anyways, how about you people drop us a word on your experiences with girls. Anything funny, embarasing, or sweet. I just wanna learn more about there fascinating beings that you people call girls. Oh and on one more note, to my dear freunde Canada…

  • You’re a beautiful girl,
  • But your pants are on too tight,
  • So when you stand just right
  • I can see it all
  • When you’re on the beach
  • And your bikini is soaking wet
  • I see a fuzzy siouhlette ( how the fuck do you spell siouhlette?)
  • As i look down below
  • I see your cameltoe
  • Your biscuit, your cleavege
  • I see your cooter cleavege
  • Your monkey, your muffin
  • You ain’t had it nothing
  • Your coochie your flapper
  • You’re showing off your snapper
  • Your cameltoe
  • It loooks so right so baby let it show
  • Looks like a big taco
  • I see your cameltoe
  • Merci, madame,
  • Voila la bearded clam
  • I could really go for a sideways sloppy joe
  • Or a tuna cacceroll
  • Baby don’t you know
  • I’d never thought i’d see
  • So much of your anatomy
  • Your jeans are so tight
  • I am learning gynocology
  • I see your cameltoe
  • Uganda, Vagina
  • Looking pretty fine-a
  • Your labia, your vulva
  • Don’t you know i love yah
  • It’s furry, it’s puffy,
  • Looking kind of puffy
  • Your cameltoe
  • It looks so right so baby let it show
  • Looks like a big taco
  • I see your cametoe
  • Your biscuit, your cleavege
  • I see your cooter cleavege
  • Your monkey, your muffin
  • You ain’t had it nothing
  • Your coochie your flapper
  • You’re showing off your snapper
  • Your cameltoe
  • It loooks so right so baby let it show
  • Looks like a big taco
  • I see your cameltoe
  • Merci, madame,
  • Voila la bearded clam