Its been two weeks, but I still can’t get over it! I wish the fuck died when he got butted in his fucking Guiniea chest! This French lawyer guy is suing the Italian team, and if he succeeds there will be a replay of the Final, that’ll be so fucking tight! And these British lip reader guys actually read Materazzi’s lips and figured out he said something like “You’r mother is a terrorist whore!”, what an ass… Anyhow, I’ve been in NYC for the past month and its really tight. Visited all the tourist shit like the Empire State Building, Ground Zero, Elis Island, Statue of Liberty and all that shit. But what I spend most of my time on is going to Chinatown to a Chinese massage parlor, and getting back and foot rubs from Chinese chicks. It’s like 30 bucks an hour, and its fucking awesome. It is so much better than banging some ho from Saina. You actually feel good after the massage for a longer time than you would if you banged an HIV-positive ho. So yeah…. ITs fun here

Was is das? Mein freunde, why is CsMarshal quiet? You talk less than a castrated pimp. I’ve gotten more information out of bricks. Why is you so quiet? Please speak. Ok, ok, i see your point. It’s not only you who are quiet, but me as well. Ok i will write something. What? I don’t know what to write. How about about books. Nah, that’s boring. How about school? Blahh… Ok i got something.

Girls.

What are these interesting creatures i hear about? Are they like me? I see them everyday, but they are so different. They are skinnier, weaker, and with less facial hair. They look like grown up kids, who still didn’t reach puberty. Except for one thing… boobies… yep, they’ve got boobies and we like em. Anyways, how about you people drop us a word on your experiences with girls. Anything funny, embarasing, or sweet. I just wanna learn more about there fascinating beings that you people call girls. Oh and on one more note, to my dear freunde Canada…

• You’re a beautiful girl,
• But your pants are on too tight,
• So when you stand just right
• I can see it all
• When you’re on the beach
• And your bikini is soaking wet
• I see a fuzzy siouhlette ( how the fuck do you spell siouhlette?)
• As i look down below
• I see your cameltoe
• Your biscuit, your cleavege
• I see your cooter cleavege
• Your monkey, your muffin
• You ain’t had it nothing
• Your coochie your flapper
• You’re showing off your snapper
• Your cameltoe
• It loooks so right so baby let it show
• Looks like a big taco
• I see your cameltoe
• Merci, madame,
• Voila la bearded clam
• I could really go for a sideways sloppy joe
• Or a tuna cacceroll
• Baby don’t you know
• I’d never thought i’d see
• So much of your anatomy
• Your jeans are so tight
• I am learning gynocology
• I see your cameltoe
• Uganda, Vagina
• Looking pretty fine-a
• Your labia, your vulva
• Don’t you know i love yah
• It’s furry, it’s puffy,
• Looking kind of puffy
• Your cameltoe
• It looks so right so baby let it show
• Looks like a big taco
• I see your cametoe
• Your biscuit, your cleavege
• I see your cooter cleavege
• Your monkey, your muffin
• You ain’t had it nothing
• Your coochie your flapper
• You’re showing off your snapper
• Your cameltoe
• It loooks so right so baby let it show
• Looks like a big taco
• I see your cameltoe
• Merci, madame,
• Voila la bearded clam