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Man, i just realized what a stupid bitch Tyra Banks is. What a haughty whore. (Ooooh, assonance.) Anyways, i was just sitting home as usual doing nothing, probably watching Transformers or playing Tetris, when my mom called for me to watch American’s Next Top Model. All i heard were just screams coming from the TV [...]

“What’s your name again?” which is usually said after makeout or any sexual interaction. “Are you a girl?” “Nice pubis you got…” while pointing at the said pubis. “And your name be” “I only go out on dates when my parole officer is on vacation” “So, if one chinese man said that all chinese people [...]