A couple of random pictures that could possibly replace your porn stash…enjoy.

I read that it took a guy to write from 1 to a 1,000,000, somewhat 10 years (or just a long period of time, because i don’t feel like checking it up) to type on a typewriter. I am here to give a big, fuck you, to that guy for being such a worthless shit for so damn long. I will here by commence on a mission: to write from 1 to 1,000,000 in less than a year. Everyone can participate (and is encouraged to do so, because i really can’t do this on my own). Start:

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 37 38 39 40 41 42 43 44 45 46 47 48 49 50 51 52 53 54 55 56 57 58 59 60 61 62 63 64 65 66 67 68 69 70 71 72 73 74 75 76 77 78 79 80 81 82 83 84 85 86 87 88 89 90 91 921 93 94 95 96 97 98 99 100 101 102 103 104 105 106 107 108 109 110 111 112 113 114 115 116 117 118 119 120 121 122 123 124 125 126 127 128 129 130 131 132 133 134 135 136 137 138 139 140 141 142 143 144 145 146 147 148 149 150 151 152 153 154 155 156 157 158 159 160 161 162 163 164 165 166 167 168 169 170 171 172 173 174 175 176 177 178 179 180 181 182 183 184 185 186 187 188 189 190 191 192 193 194 195 196 197 198 199 200…

Please continue this list by posting the continuation for the sequence on the comments. I am hoping we will reach the million in a year. Today’s date, GMT +6, is 5rd of March, 2006, 21:49. Also, please don’t use any programs or number generators. Don’t be dicks. Be assholes. To be a dick is to be an asshole on a small scale. If you use a number generator, then you are just ruining my shit, but if you just follow the instructions, then you ruin The Stupid Record Holder’s shit and the whole of World Book of Guiness. Please continue, whenever you have time.