Fun Facts Galore
Posted by myrna on 27 Feb 2006 6:05 pm . Filed under Myrna .
If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced
enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
(Hardly seems worth it.)
If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
(Now that’s more like it!)
The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.
(O.M.G.!)
A pig’s orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
(In my next life, I want to be a pig.)
A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy.)
(I’m still not over the pig.)
Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories a hour
(Don’t try this at home,maybe at work)
The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male’s head off.
(”Honey, I’m home. What the….?!”)
The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It’s like a human jumping the length of a football field.
(30 minutes..lucky pig! Can you imagine?)
The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)
Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
(I still want to be a pig in my next life…quality over quantity)
Butterflies taste with their feet.
(Something I always wanted to know.)
The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
(Hmmmmmm……)
Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people.
(If you’re ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)
Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.
(okay, so that would be a good thing)
A cat’s urine glows under a black light.
(I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)
An ostrich’s eye is bigger than its brain.
(I know some people like that.)
Starfish have no brains
(I know some people like that too.)
Polar bears are left-handed.
(If they switch, they’ll live a lot longer)
Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
(What about that pig??)
Author: Unknown (i just had to, it was so funny, and if you didnt even smile, you must be pretty depressed)
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On February 27th, 2006 at 7:30 pm
As much of an asshole i may seem, i not really out here to ruin peoples’ shit for nothing. Although this may seem as a normal, humorous, and palitable post, i must call bullshit on this one.
First off, the structure of the post isn’t that great. It takes up too much space and the remarks underneath each fact are too banal and unoriginal. Some were funny here and there, but most of them are not.
Second, i would like to say that many of those facts are false. Being a fun fact fan, i myself cannot corrobarate on many of these facts, such as the dolphin thing, because monkeys also do it for fun (either that or my whole sexual life has gone to void), the tongue isn’t the strongest muscle, because it depends on what you consider by strength–the tongue consists of 9 or so muscles and so cannot be considered one single muscle, and it sure as hell can’t be the strongest one–the biting muscle is actually considered the strongest muscle because it can put out the most pressure.
Thirdly, the website isn’t about fun facts or trite things that you can find on the internet easily. This is more of an original type of site. The fun facts here are usually bullshit and funny, and are basically usually not true. I go to CsMarshal not to read fun facts, which by the way yield 4 and a 1/2 million original sites in Google, but to see something original that may pertain to us, the visitors of the site. This site isn’t mainstream, but more personal.
Anyways, what i am trying to show you people is that i am an asshole. I just totally fucked this post up for nothing. I may seem as a hypocrite here–which i am anyways–but the post doesn’t really tickle my fancy as much. I took time to comment on this, because i usually just do ad homenome (i don’t know how to spell that, sorry) attacks and don’t really explain myself. Here, i took my time and liberty to show the wrongs on the post. You may dissagree but then again, i don’t really give a shit, and besides, you people are too busy fucking pigs to see how long they can lost for, so again, your arguments are like shit-breaths to me.
Whoa, i type a lot.
On February 27th, 2006 at 7:32 pm
I wish someone will read that ^
On March 4th, 2006 at 12:23 pm
I read it.
On March 4th, 2006 at 8:39 pm
whu is the G
On August 29th, 2006 at 5:04 pm
adult sex story…
adult sex story…