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The following pictures are not for the faint. But if you’re really hip and in the know, get creative and start shaving off all that fluff on your head you call hair, people. You don’t need all that extra weight. Really.

If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. (Hardly seems worth it.) If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb. (Now that’s more like it!) [...]

John was minding his business, making his new boots out of Estonian orphans, when a human-rights activist approached him. Anyways, as my good friend always says, “less talking, more drawing in Paint,” or something like that.