Comments on: So, You Want to be Cool, Huh?

By: Myrna

Myrna — Thu, 16 Feb 2006 07:44:33 +0000

naah its okay. i really shouldnt be wasting my valuable time online. id love to one day meet zhan though, he seems really interesting.

By: Shinny

Shinny — Wed, 15 Feb 2006 23:17:31 +0000

its shit-in-the-back-pack u dumbass

By: arthus

arthus — Wed, 15 Feb 2006 18:05:03 +0000

Not doing very well are you, Myrna? Better start catching up.

By: Myrna

Myrna — Wed, 15 Feb 2006 11:17:10 +0000

english is NOT abt facts, its abt interpretation

oh and iam very sorry, i meant GRAMMAR in my last post

By: Myrna

Myrna — Wed, 15 Feb 2006 11:15:18 +0000

fucking hell. my point was, english isnt abt grammer!! and knowing grammer doesnt make u smart, so stop correcting grammatical errors, it doesnt show intelligence

By: arthus

arthus — Tue, 14 Feb 2006 22:41:12 +0000

Circumtastic! Cheers, bud. I did have to put in quite an effort to make that post: circasm was really hard to find in the dictionary.

In case you guys want to look it up for yourselves, it’s actually in the “shit-in-a-backback” section on the “moth-fucker” page of the Eighth Edition English-Korean Dictionary.

By: zhan

zhan — Tue, 14 Feb 2006 12:48:01 +0000

I am so happy to appease Arm, and the thousand points do give me a woodie.

By the way Arm, i forgot to give you your thousand points for the best joke you’ve said. I’ve been meaning to do so, but forgot about it. “Circasm joke” gets the “Joke of the Year” award from zhan.

If you haven’t read Arm’s monopoly on screwing Shinny’s shit, then go here. http://www.csmarshal.com/?p=136 It’s the sixth comment.

By: arthus

arthus — Tue, 14 Feb 2006 09:42:16 +0000

I like it. A thousand points to Zhan.

By: zhan

zhan — Tue, 14 Feb 2006 04:54:44 +0000

Wow, Myrna. That was an interesting approach to my cunning article. You not only assumed that i a)am not smart, b)’don’t knoe grammer’ or c)care for your opinion, but you’ve also done this in a fine, elegant manner. I have counted 14 grammatical mistakes in the 47 words that you have typed. This leads to 1 mistake per every 3.4 word. Holy shit! I mean how do you even have the audacity to even remotely question my intelligence or grammar when you can’t even spell a sentence without inducing branial aneurism. The word “grammar” is spelled GRAMMAR, not fucking “grammEr”, you dipshit. Is it really such a bitch to type in an extra few letters to not sound like a total dumbass? I wouldn’t even bitch so much, if you didn’t question my obvious monopoly on smartness and coolness. I mean what the fuck? How about at least spell checking your goddamn post? I could type more coherent sentences by throwing my keyboard against the wall. Seriously, what the fuck? Fuck all of you bastards for taking my precious time away.

Oh, by the way, facts about English include facts about authors, books, sentence structure of certain chapters, symbolism, styles of different writers, and other useless bullshit. These are fucking facts, dumbass, but i guess they don’t go over literature in your school, and the grammar class obviously blows huge Cuban cocks.

By: arthus

arthus — Mon, 13 Feb 2006 23:20:48 +0000

…I think Mr. Smagulov has just learned the true meaning behind the phrase ‘anal invasion’.

Looking forward to your rebuttal, Zhan.