Quiet Thursday night with nothing to do? Call everyone over. You need:

  1. At least 5 people
  2. A shot glass
  3. A cup for each person
  4. Lots of water (if in Kazakhstan, NO TAP WATER)
  5. Deck of cards
  6. A nearby washroom (toilet, bathroom, restroom, whatever) with at least 8 stalls

And here’s how it goes:

  • Make sure you take a long, relaxing leak before starting the game
  • Once you’re in, no pussying out or you’ll be punched in the ovaries
  • Oh, forgot to say, the poker you’re playing is Hold ‘em
  • So, once you get your 2 cards, you’re already in for one shot of water
  • Once the flop (first 3 community cards) is flipped over then everyone who’s still in is in for 2 shots
  • On the turn (4th community card), you’re in for 3 shots
  • On the river, (last community card), you’re in for 5 shots
  • The winner of the hand does not have to drink
  • The loser(s) drinks the designated amount, depending on where they folded, or if they were in till the end, then it’s 5 shots
  • You can fold whenever you want (pre-flop, flop, turn. river) but everyone’s in for at least one shot
  • Remember, to avoid contracting crazy German STDs from Ben, to use the shot glass only to measure the amount of water and pour it into your own cup
  • First person to piss gives everyone the right to call them either Knob Goblin, Turd Burgler, Fuck Nut, Gooch Sniffler, Ass Cock or simply, Pussy for the rest of their lives
  • Our record still holds at 84 shots