Apparently, Mr and Mrs Sedmack visit this site. This makes 2 people that still don’t suck the tit of their parent’s wallets in our internet community. This makes 2 people that actually are older than 20. This makes 2 people that actually have a job. This makes 2 people that actualy read the site for fun and not as an obligation to make Ben feel good or piss others off. This makes 2 people that need to shave on everyday basis (Ben and Greg). This makes 2 people that actually finished school. This makes 2 people that actually have kids (this is given that Viki, Shiny, and Arm didn’t have side babies that we don’t know about). This makes 2 people that are sure about their future. This makes 2 people that actually will read this whole post. This makes 2 people that have actually realized who i am talking about. This makes 2 people that don’t have pnr on their computers. This makes the post sound redundant and like i am just wasting time and web space. This is true. Muahaha. Yeah, i think i’ll shut up now…
December 2005
AIS : MIRAS
Posted by zhan on 11 Dec 2005 1:02 am . Filed under Zhan .
As you might already know, i transfered to Miras from AIS. I joined
the IB porgramme (that’s right bitch, i am british now), and am finding
acute differences between the two schools. This is a factual
comparative post with gathered primary data from me, Zhan. Here it is
| It’s a bitch getting to AIS |
It’s somewhat of a bitch to get to Miras |
| I have to wake up at 7:50, to arrive at 8:45 |
I have to wake up at 7:40, to arrive at 8:25 |
| Food sucks ass |
Food sucks major ass, but it has more of a choice. The portion is meant for anorexic chikens, and i have to take 3 of them to keep me from passing out. |
| The bathroom stinks as hell |
Someone had a 2 ton dhiarrea, then died, and rotted there for two months. Basically, it stinks worse. |
| Getting to class is cool because i ahve to walk minimal amount of distance |
I have to walk like 2 miles in a day to get to all my classes |
| The schedule is the same for all days of the week |
I still can’t memorize my classes |
| No hot chiks |
Lot’s of them, but they all look the same |
| I know who has a bf or gf… no one. |
I have no clue, except for Charlotte… she doesn’t |
| Mr. Martin, Riemens, and Hinds |
No Martin, Riemens, or Hinds… THAT’S a PLUS |
| Lots of books in the library to make paper airplanes |
Too little |
| Sells water and crappy juice |
Sells Maxi Chai and cool juices |
| Can chew gum |
Can, but need to stop chewing when talking to a teacher |
| Can throw wet toilet paper on the ceiling, so when someone is taking a crap, it falls on them. |
Can throw wet toilet paper on the ceiling, so it falls in the toilet, because no one with proper nasal functions can take a crap in there |
| Get banned for 2 weeks and have a letter sent to your parents, for having a closed drink within five meters of computers |
Yeah… not really |
| Super easy |
Super easy, besides the 300+ pages i have to read to catch up |
| Can curse in russian |
Can’t |
| A Canadian named alec and a German named Ben |
A 1/2 canadian and 1/2 german named Ben |
| Weird Economics teacher |
Super weird Economics teacher |
| Crappy cars parked |
Cars that are worth all the money that i have ever saw in my life, parked |
| I walk in like i own the whole school |
I walk in like a bum, because actually know who owns the school, and it’s not me |
| Crappy Biology |
Super awesome Biology |
| My gay Kyrgyz sidekick |
My gay-self |
| Awesome fitness, besides the running |
No fitness or running. (!!!!!!!) |
| No Ilya (!!!!!!!!!!SUPER!!!!!!!!!) |
Ilya (……fuck…..) |
| People i know calling out my name |
Random strangers say hi and shake my hand |
| I know the whole school like a horny teenager knows google.images |
I know the school like a retarded monkey knows fractal mathematics |
| Everyone is the loser |
I am the loser, and everyone else thinks they are not, but they are |
| Nice locker that actually locks when you hit the door hard, has a floor, can actually fit my backpack, has hooks, has a number, and doesn’t brake if you touch too hard |
Crappy locker with the number ‘34 c’ written in pen on the door, and without anything mentioned in the first row |
| Total points: 17 | Total score: 11 |
Although
it may look like AIS is better, it actually isn’t. Both schools suck
balls. Besides, not having Riemens, Hinds, or Martin is like +6 points.
I do like Miras better though, because it’s new and i met like 3/4 of
all the people there but can only remember like 7 of them. I also like
the whole hot chiks thing. I am sorry AIS, but you guys are screwed. I
used to think that some of the chiks in AIS were palitable, but then
realized that the absence of hot chiks really skewed my perception.
It’s the same as a fat 200 pound nerd looks hot to a life-time inmate
in prison. Did i mention that i play awesome naves in Miras, not pussy
basketball in AIS. Miras is better but it still is fucking bad. I hope
you never go to any of these schools, unless you’re a hot chick. Come
to AIS, and help the horny bastards out.
This is why i am an asshole
Posted by zhan on 7 Dec 2005 6:30 pm . Filed under Zhan .
If you don’t get what i am writing, then you are a dumbass…
Hi bitches!
Let’s write in []. Damit, my [] is pissing me off!
Yesterday, Zhan and I were in Ramstore in Il Patio. Do you know who we sawl? Arm,
Shinny, remember Olga? Olga is the chick who used to work in Rostiks long time ago! We not only saw her, no, she is the MANAGER! yesterday was
heaven! In Patio there was HMC is Olga. Damn, cool!
Oh yeah, aslo…Aselbeck that bitch sold his damn Audi. What the fuck is this? Who will drive with to Alfa? And Arman, that faggot, broke his car. All is shit. Anyways….what else…….ahhh…[some guy] is a bitch, but that’s not new.
Yesterday i was fucked by the roulette. There, i won some 50k and Zhan that [awesome guy] wanted me to do Super Surround. I did and 30 minutes later 50 k was no more. But, anyways, zhan [the great benefactpr] gave back the debt.
I am going to [play chess]!
Bye!
What an asshole, i am.