As you might already know, i transfered to Miras from AIS. I joined
the IB porgramme (that’s right bitch, i am british now), and am finding
acute differences between the two schools. This is a factual
comparative post with gathered primary data from me, Zhan. Here it is

It’s a bitch getting to AIS
 It’s somewhat of a bitch to get to Miras
I have to wake up at 7:50, to arrive at 8:45
 I have to wake up at 7:40, to arrive at 8:25
Food sucks ass
 Food
sucks major ass, but it has more of a choice. The portion is meant for
anorexic chikens, and i have to take 3 of them to keep me from passing
out.
The bathroom stinks as hell
 Someone had a 2 ton dhiarrea, then died, and rotted there for two months. Basically, it stinks worse.
Getting to class is cool because i ahve to walk minimal amount of distance

I have to walk like 2 miles in a day to get to all my classes
The schedule is the same for all days of the week
 I still can’t memorize my classes
No hot chiks
 Lot’s of them, but they all look the same
I know who has a bf or gf… no one.
 I have no clue, except for Charlotte… she doesn’t
Mr. Martin, Riemens, and Hinds
 No Martin, Riemens, or Hinds… THAT’S a PLUS
Lots of books in the library to make paper airplanes
 Too little
Sells water and crappy juice
 Sells Maxi Chai and cool juices
Can chew gum
 Can, but need to stop chewing when talking to a teacher
Can throw wet toilet paper on the ceiling, so when someone is taking a crap, it falls on them.
 Can
throw wet toilet paper on the ceiling, so it falls in the toilet,
because no one with proper nasal functions can take a crap in there
Get banned for 2 weeks and have a letter sent to your parents, for having a closed drink within five meters of computers
 Yeah… not really
Super easy
 Super easy, besides the 300+ pages i have to read to catch up
Can curse in russian
 Can’t
A Canadian named alec and a German named Ben
 A 1/2 canadian and 1/2 german named Ben
Weird Economics teacher
 Super weird Economics teacher
Crappy cars parked
 Cars that are worth all the money that i have ever saw in my life, parked
I walk in like i own the whole school
 I walk in like a bum, because actually know who owns the school, and it’s not me
Crappy Biology
 Super awesome Biology
My gay Kyrgyz sidekick
 My gay-self
Awesome fitness, besides the running
 No fitness or running. (!!!!!!!)
No Ilya (!!!!!!!!!!SUPER!!!!!!!!!)
 Ilya (……fuck…..)
People i know calling out my name
 Random strangers say hi and shake my hand
I know the whole school like a horny teenager knows google.images
 I know the school like a retarded monkey knows fractal mathematics
Everyone is the loser
 I am the loser, and everyone else thinks they are not, but they are
Nice
locker that actually locks when you hit the door hard, has a floor, can
actually fit my backpack, has hooks, has a number, and doesn’t brake if
you touch too hard
 Crappy locker with the number ‘34 c’ written in pen on the door, and without anything mentioned in the first row
Total points: 17 Total score: 11

 

Although
it may look like AIS is better, it actually isn’t. Both schools suck
balls. Besides, not having Riemens, Hinds, or Martin is like +6 points.
I do like Miras better though, because it’s new and i met like 3/4 of
all the people there but can only remember like 7 of them. I also like
the whole hot chiks thing. I am sorry AIS, but you guys are screwed. I
used to think that some of the chiks in AIS were palitable, but then
realized that the absence of hot chiks really skewed my perception.
It’s the same as a fat 200 pound nerd looks hot to a life-time inmate
in prison. Did i mention that i play awesome naves in Miras, not pussy
basketball in AIS. Miras is better but it still is fucking bad. I hope
you never go to any of these schools, unless you’re a hot chick. Come
to AIS, and help the horny bastards out.