Apparently, after numerous years of research and study and general census, I found out that in reality, i am living in a dream! This whole world is not real! This is like matrix, except i am not bald, and am being hosted not by mahcines but by Koreans! Holy shit i just figured that out. You think, “No way is this possible,” or most likely, “Dammit, how had he find ou?” Well, i am going to reveal how i came upon this conclusion. The people that said the first statement are obviously under Korean control as well. Starting from my early years i have been constantly surrounded by Koreans. My kindergarten had like 10 koreans in my class. After i came to 1st-4th grade, one of my best friends was Korean! And gues what? I moved to US thinking i will leave this nation behind me, but NOOOOO!! I move to a town that has a 60% population of who you ask? Japanese? Nigerians? Americans? Homosexuals? NO!! FUcking Koreans. EVERYWHERE!!! They are EVERYWHEREE!!!…… He…. HEl…..HELP!!!!!!!!!………
I am very sorry for the above stated comment. I, Mr. Seung Jeun Lee, state on the behalf of Mr. Zhan that Koreans are not hosting him inside our mass Korean pool at the year 2065, and he is not controled by a giant computer called the “LG” A.K.A. Life is Good (under complete korean dictatorship of your life, economy, well-being, and government). He is in fact a dillusioned Kazakh boy. He is currently being treated by our SAMSUNG brain-washe…. i mean cleanser. Again, to make this clear, Koreans are not hosting any of you to power our 38 Terapixel Daewoo Phones or our giant Hello Kitty pencils with mere 160 Gigapixel cameras. If any of you feel any signs of this belief, please contact General Shin Ho Lee, the head of our great republic of united states of Korea…. i mean college student. If you don’t, then i will be forced to kill you with my KIMPAP and choke you with my noodles…. i mean talk to you. DAMMIT! I am pulling the plug on all of you assholes!
