I have been getting the vibe that people are upset with the recent events. I am going to have to change this. I was organizing my work for school and found a stash of papers i wrote for Mrs. Sorensen. I must say that it was really funny. This one was the funniest. I will rewrite it verbatim. It’s a journal from a year ago that was supposed to help our compare and contarst papers. I was supposed to pick two friends and compare them. Many picked completely different or similar people and did the assignment properly. I, being the awesome guy i am, slightly diverged from the ordinary. Here it is:
“At a first glance, Shin-Ho and Viki may look like identical twins with the same habits and traits but at a deep, psychoanalytical level one would see the intricate differences of their similar characteristics. You’re lucky i’m one of Mongolia’s best psychoanalysts.
Firstly, Shin-Ho is a boy and Viki isn’t. This may come as a shock but the experts back at Mongolian State, after several months of research, confirmed this. USing the state of the art technology we also came to a conclusion tha Shin-Ho has asian origins, or more specifically, the Korean origin. Viki appears to be of anglo-saxon descend and is caucasian. There are also some minute physical differences such as height, age, weight, strength, eye color, hair color, skin color, hair lenght, and facial hair, but those are minute differences that we, top biochemists, fail to even try to recongnize. We also got some results that verify the fact that Viki has more potasium ions in her kidney tiossue which leads us to think that Shin-Ho has less. Recently, by using barometers, calculators, batteries, protractors, and other top scientific tools, we finally derived the fact that Shin-Ho is aroung 4 years older than Viki.
All of this, of course unimportant, [facts are] the result of years of research back at Mongolian State where all 3.5 professors worked day and lunch brake restlessly (the .5th professor was torn in half during the experiment with Viki’s kidneys).
No other major differences were found but we will still work and progress with our study.”
I hope you guys like it, and if you do, i will write more of them as i find them from my stash.