I hate penguins, do you? Think about it, what has a penguin done for you? Has one ever saved your life, pay for health insurance, bought you drugs, or even rubbed one out? The cahnces are, no. Penguins don’t do anything for us, those bastards. I don’t even think that they are cute. They look like oversized pigeons. They are such worthless animals that although they are birds, they can’t fly. It’s like being a hot blond without a pussy. All they do is huddle in groups and wait for bleeding heart pussies to come and photograph them. “Ooh look. I took a picture next to a penguin! I am oh so cool.” Support me on this. Let’s make penguin burgers or better yet, penguin tapachki. Yes Ben, we can send them to Africa for starving Ethiopian kids.

Arm, ty skazal tebe semechki, pivo, vodku poslat, i yeshe menya da? Zdes menya DHL guy zayebal, govorit shto ya ne pomeshayus v standard size korobku, govorit moy postal&package fee budet $5,999. Pozhaluysta prishli mne $5,999, ok?

Semechki, that’s what we need here. Righteo, so I introduced vodka into the scene here in res, and the results turned out to be rather impressive. Francis let out an outburst of sad stories, Umer gave everyone hugs, and well, me? I went to sleep under a pile of clothes. Dorogiye almatincy, nam nuzhny semechki, kalyan, karagandinskoe pivo, sigarety i konechno…Danik. Otprav’ nam eti veschi cherez DHL pozhaluista esli mozhete…ah… pochti zabyl…Zhan, ty yevreii, ponyal?