The Real Kylie
Posted by kylie on 29 Oct 2005 9:53 pm . Filed under Myrna .
EDIT: Upload the pic, dont link to local disk files. That doesnt work…. Thank you
ben
There she is.
Sorry to break your heart ben, but that pretty girl I sent you the picture of isn’t Kylie. But if you do want to talk to her, she’s on www.faceparty.com, under Ukraine.
Guess its confession time, since sherlock arm caught me out
… So hi, I am Myrna. I don’t know if any of you have heard of me, but I went out with Arm this summer, so that’s how I got to know this site. I think its actually pretty good ben, minus all Zhan’s blogs, especially the ones about hobos, but then again he does make the site interesting.
So there. I confess. 
Heh, so am I the only female round here?!
(and ben, I registered as myrna but I didn’t get the password cos my inbox was full, and ‘reset password’ doesn’t seem to work ..)
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On October 30th, 2005 at 10:50 pm
So, i guess you don’t have a boyfriend that was with you for 3 years. Yeah. Proves my point. I was thinking “can this be true, the thing Kylie is saying. The guy sounds like a fairy tale. He is either a pussy or impotent.” This proves that no guy is there for feelings and bullshit like that (at least at age 15-23). I really like the whole additions you added to the descriptions of your boyfriend. Really hot, sensitive, loving, and surely (because we were really doubting) not impotent.
On November 1st, 2005 at 12:04 pm
.. well that guy happens to be my freinds’ bf. And yes Zhan, maybe not in kazachstan, but such guys do exist. Shit, this guy jus walked in who looks exactly like zhan. . .
On November 1st, 2005 at 9:59 pm
wtf is rong wit u
do u hve a fukin life
pretnendin to be sum1 else aint kool
i think u got sum issues
On November 1st, 2005 at 10:05 pm
Anyways, now that we are coming out of our closets, let us make a new start. Hello, i am zhan, an asshole. I can be nice if i feel like it, or if you are hot. I hate hobos, rap, penguins and pretty much all other animals besides my fat cat who is fucking cool, and i hate Phillip. I like coke, soft toilet paper, coke, my univac, some coke, and BEEF FUCKING JERKY. If you don’t know what it is, then go shoot yourself in the balls (Arm style) and buy some. I also like coke. I like laughing at people when they trip and fall, or fail in any way. I am a condescending, arrogant prick, and i think (no, actually know) i am better than everyone else. Who are you?
On November 1st, 2005 at 10:12 pm
Kobe, she was just fucking around. Don’t get pissed. It’s okay. I will hug you. Can’t i ask you the same shit “wtf is rong wit u? do u hve a fukin life? pretnendin to be sum1 else aint kool.” Fucking around is cool and makes others look like total fucking tools. It’s one of the best things in life, right after coke. Link
On November 2nd, 2005 at 12:45 am
Dear Zhan,
I think you should read less Maddox and be more like your gay old self. That line “laughing at people when they trip and fall” comes straight out of one of maddox’s posts, you wannabe non-conformist cunt.
“pretnendin to b sum1 else aint kool”, BYATCH. Suck it
Love,
Arm
On November 2nd, 2005 at 12:13 pm
well at least zhan stuck up for me, which is cool, and more than what you did, arm.
and most of my “fking life” right now is spent in school with ib, and so i hav ALOT of time to mess around. like now for instance.
xx
On November 2nd, 2005 at 11:18 pm
I am sorry i used his words somewhat verbatim. It doesn’t change the fact that i still laugh when people trip and fall. Ben loves it too, that means he is also trying to be like Maddox? The whole letter format was very nice. How did come up with that unprecedented and awesome idea? For all of you little picky bastards, i am sorry i didn’t link to the source after using more than five words that came from someone else’s head, but still describes my situation. Really sorry, please forgive me… dicks.
P.S.
I hope your babies have birth defects.