I can’t hold this any longer. This has bothered me too much. I have lived through sixteen years of lies and denial. But this must stop, for it might turn me mad if i do not reveal the truth. I feel unsure but i believe that i am ready. I don’t know how to exactly say it but here it goes… I am actually a rare white Bengalese Tiger. I know what you are thinking, “Zhan certainly can’t be a rare species of the feline family,” but to your great dissapointment, it is true. I am infact a 300 kilgogram, 2.5 meter tall cat (from head to tail, of course). I manage to hide my identity by crouching and altering my posture to look smaller. I also have to suck in my stomach all the damn time. Of course, i am no ordianry white Bangalese Tiger. I am an extrodinarily smart tiger with linguistic capacities that scientists claim are impossible. I do have exceptional processing capacity for my species. I had 58 plastic surgies done to me to alter my fingers, limbs, face, fur, and even the tail (for the less astute reader, the tail has been removed). I am pretty much the smartest animal in the animalia kingdom, not counting the homos ( sapiens that is). I have adapted common logic, etiquette, customs, logic, and ideology of the human species. Only several people have really found my true identity but they no longer exist ( Sir Isaac Newton, Tamir Alkukin, Arm’s soul, and Phillip (yes, the asshole Phillip)). To tell you the truth i have no fucking idea why I did this, but my guess is that fellow tigers made fun of me and dared me to become human and so i did. Now, if you feel like revealing that you are actually a representitive of a different species (other than homo) please comment and reveal yourself. Ben, i know you are not a damn penguin so don’t even try. Sincerely, White Bangalese “Zhan” Tiger.
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On September 22nd, 2005 at 6:28 am
The following article has been edited for grammar and usage mistakes. -Zhan
this is possible the stupidest thing i have ever read in my entire life. i think i my I.Q. has just gone down for reading this shit. thnx zhan.
On September 22nd, 2005 at 11:38 am
any article tht mentions the dissapearnce of a jew
has to be a good article
On September 22nd, 2005 at 12:02 pm
Well “this is possible” the most mistakes I’ve ever seen in a sentence in my entire life. “i think i my I.Q.” has shot up in comparison to you illiterate cockmunches. Eat shit, or even better, concentrate in grammar class. Morons
On September 22nd, 2005 at 7:23 pm
I usually don’t do this, but I certainly must agree with Arm here. Viki, you are a stupid dipshit. When commenting on the stupidity of an article please try not to sound like a retard yourself. There are 10! fucking grammar mistakes in the thirty words you have spoken. That leads to a 1 to 3 ratio of mistakes to words. This concludes that you are infact a retard. Please do not comment again.
On September 22nd, 2005 at 10:20 pm
Forever, and ever, and ever…
On September 23rd, 2005 at 8:01 pm
So if I comment will I get ripped apart too?
On September 23rd, 2005 at 9:08 pm
Nah, go ahead Kylie. I just got pissed off at Viki. Who are you anyways?
On September 23rd, 2005 at 9:20 pm
Aw thats goood, you acting all sweet. I can’t bring myself to insult your post now.
On September 23rd, 2005 at 9:28 pm
But I will anyway. Hah.
There are a few problems with your claim that you are in fact a tiger, besides the fact that the whole idea is absurd. Here are a few:
- 58 plastic surgeries would not magically (and yes, I would classify it as magic if such an event were to occur) transform a tiger to a human
- I’ve seen your condom pic, and quite frankly you look utterly ridiculous, I therefore believe that “extraordinarily smart” is quite the overstatement, even in comparison to a tiger.
As an animal lover myself, for you to compare yourself to such a beautiful and exotic creature is insulting.
On September 24th, 2005 at 4:47 am
I dont know you zhan, neither any of you people here - but yes in fact you are an idiot!
On September 24th, 2005 at 4:50 pm
Haha! Take that Zhan! People from around the world know what an idiot you are. haha!
Anyways, who are you, Kylie?
On September 24th, 2005 at 10:16 pm
Kylie, it seems to me that you are not the brightest in your family. It also comes to my attention that you are not good with sarcasm. Although it might seem like i am being serious with what i say in the article, i actually am not. For other morons on this website, i am not actually a tiger. Although i might some times be confused for one, i actually am not. So please, if you cannot comprehend that sometimes people do not really tell the truth, do us all a favor and try, oh i don’t know, SHUTTING THE FUCK UP? I am also not an animal lover.
On September 24th, 2005 at 11:32 pm
It seems to me that actually, Zhan, YOU are not so good with sarcasm if you seriously thought what I said was “serious”. Ever heard of playing along?
Obviously not.
Whats it to you who i am ‘csmarshal’?
On September 25th, 2005 at 2:14 am
Zhan, are you pretending to be two people? Three words for ya, mate. You Sad Cockmuffin.
On September 25th, 2005 at 10:14 am
You know ‘Arthus’ I’ve noticed from your several posts that you jump much to quickly to conclusions. There you go again.
No, Zhan is NOT ‘Kylie’.
On September 25th, 2005 at 10:41 am
Lets all stay peacefull here.

Kylie is not Zhan. Kylie traces back to Thailand.
Well, Kylie, if your asking why i want to know who you are, the answer is quite simple.
I WANNA KNOW WHO POSTS HERE!
So please introduce yourself.
Welcome anyways.
On September 25th, 2005 at 1:23 pm
i am a
On September 25th, 2005 at 7:59 pm
You are a…..?
On September 25th, 2005 at 8:11 pm
quit playin and give ure fuckin name or the csm crew gonna come find u and let r rapist “danik” rape ure fuckin ass.
On September 25th, 2005 at 8:49 pm
whoah whoah watch the language……muthafucka
On September 26th, 2005 at 5:09 pm
Oh to honor of being welcomed.
Well you already know my name, Kylie. How else am I supposed to “introduce†myself? I don’t know you guys let alone know what my connection is to you. My friend told me to check out the site, so I did. And here I am.
Go ahead send your friend Danik. I hope he’s rich or at least white, the Thai prostitutes are picky in that way - you know to keep him busy whilst he’s lost trying to look for me.
On September 26th, 2005 at 7:42 pm
Kylie, you really confuse me.
Was it arm who introduced you to this site or what?
whats your A/S/L?
On September 26th, 2005 at 8:09 pm
No. Laura introduced me. I dont even know an arm.
17/f/thailand (which you already know through your super high tech tracer thingy..no iam not so good with computers)
On September 26th, 2005 at 8:48 pm
Well Arm happens to be from Thailand…please reveal the identity of this character Laura
On September 26th, 2005 at 9:12 pm
yes, this is quite interesting…
Your not talkin about Laura Broi*les, are you?
On September 27th, 2005 at 10:49 am
Laura is some girl who goes to my school. ISB, if you happen to know, and you should if you are from Thailand.
Broi*les??! What are you on about?!
On September 27th, 2005 at 8:32 pm
Yeah, i dont know that laura.
Broi*les is a Laura who lived here in Almaty not to long ago.
so you basicially dont know anyone from this site, right???
On September 27th, 2005 at 8:41 pm
Man, i hate all of you guys.
On September 27th, 2005 at 11:15 pm
wait…Laura in ISB….hmm…I was in Bangkok for 3 months but I don’t think I know a Laura. I mostly know BPS kids. Do you know Aerin, by any chance?
On September 28th, 2005 at 5:52 am
Well she obviously knows you or someone who knows you, or someone who knows someone who knows you :p. I know some BPS kids. Who do you know? Is Aerin a BPS kid? Male or female??!
On September 28th, 2005 at 6:28 am
ISB? International Sschool of bitches?
BPS? Bytes per seconds? (thats some IT nerd school or what?)
Yeah, anyways, Kylie, can you plz post a pick of you up here….plz, plz, plz.
On September 28th, 2005 at 10:11 am
Nah, Aerin’s in ISB. She hangs out with Louise and her minions. BPS: Myrna, Ginnia, Lynn, Giorgia, ring any bells? And yeah a pic would be nice
On September 28th, 2005 at 2:16 pm
Ive seen giorgia, and heard of myrna cos I think vince mentioned her once. I know like em, jess, jaz and some ppl that have already graduated. Louise and stuff are in the year below, you know them?
I don’t see any of you guys putting up pics of yourself, cept for Zhan and Arm. What would you like a pic for? I don’t really feel comfortable sending a pic to a bunch of seemingly horny teenagers. Yes, that is just an assumption. But I belive Iam correct.
On September 28th, 2005 at 6:05 pm
Kylie, I aam NOT a horny teenager, in fact, im not even a Horny Adult! (+18)
So, yes, there are pictures of all of us up here, just check the archieves.
Oh, btw, the picture gallery will be added soon to make the managing and uploading of the files easier.
On September 28th, 2005 at 6:40 pm
Let’s take a logical look at your statement there Ben.
1) All teenagers are horny
2) Benjamin is a teenager
3) Therefore, Benjamin is horny
So, Kylie, pic, pic, pic! Less clothes the better!
On September 28th, 2005 at 9:01 pm
CALL ME A TEENAGER!!!
OK, and im only horny when it comes to my sexy danik…
On September 29th, 2005 at 9:45 pm
Wow bet zhan is feeling real special now..36 (!!!!!) comments on a single post !
Hah, right, me send a pic whilst all you guys take out your dildos in preperation (or in ben’s case get ready to press speed dial to call danik over)
I dont think so.
(if you really need smthing arm, go to google and type in P-O-R-N)
On September 29th, 2005 at 9:53 pm
awww…actually I’ve had enough of porn for a while. So really, I don’t get how someone in ISB would know about this site
On September 30th, 2005 at 2:04 am
damn she knowz all abt wat we wld do and she hasnt even met us
On September 30th, 2005 at 3:06 pm
know u? i dont think so.
you guys are just so classic cliches that it doesnt really take much to “know” you
so how old are you guys anyway? 17? 18? 19? 76?
r u all guys?
i asked laura today bout this site and she said its the blog site of a girl in her apartments bf, hmm i shouldve asked who but it was in between maths and english so yeah
On September 30th, 2005 at 10:27 pm
Ok, chick, listen to me. NO ONE on here knows who you are, and YOU dont know US! So, how about you just quit judging us by cliches here! And Upload a PICTURE!!!
or send it to me if you dont know how to upload it and i’ll upload it 4 u.
my mail is csmarshal@gmail.com
Im 18
On September 7th, 2006 at 3:28 am
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