I can’t hold this any longer. This has bothered me too much. I have lived through sixteen years of lies and denial. But this must stop, for it might turn me mad if i do not reveal the truth. I feel unsure but i believe that i am ready. I don’t know how to exactly say it but here it goes… I am actually a rare white Bengalese Tiger. I know what you are thinking, “Zhan certainly can’t be a rare species of the feline family,” but to your great dissapointment, it is true. I am infact a 300 kilgogram, 2.5 meter tall cat (from head to tail, of course). I manage to hide my identity by crouching and altering my posture to look smaller. I also have to suck in my stomach all the damn time. Of course, i am no ordianry white Bangalese Tiger. I am an extrodinarily smart tiger with linguistic capacities that scientists claim are impossible. I do have exceptional processing capacity for my species. I had 58 plastic surgies done to me to alter my fingers, limbs, face, fur, and even the tail (for the less astute reader, the tail has been removed). I am pretty much the smartest animal in the animalia kingdom, not counting the homos ( sapiens that is). I have adapted common logic, etiquette, customs, logic, and ideology of the human species. Only several people have really found my true identity but they no longer exist ( Sir Isaac Newton, Tamir Alkukin, Arm’s soul, and Phillip (yes, the asshole Phillip)). To tell you the truth i have no fucking idea why I did this, but my guess is that fellow tigers made fun of me and dared me to become human and so i did. Now, if you feel like revealing that you are actually a representitive of a different species (other than homo) please comment and reveal yourself. Ben, i know you are not a damn penguin so don’t even try. Sincerely, White Bangalese “Zhan” Tiger.