I hate secretaries.
Posted by arthus on 31 Aug 2005 7:07 pm . Filed under Arm .
Yes, you heard me. I hate secretaries. They lounge around all day pretending to be working, when really, what else do they do except dream about getting in bed with Shin-Ho and filing their nails all day? When I was accepted to uToronto (two months ago) I went ahead and told my dad’s secretary in Bangkok to book me a ticket to Toronto for the 1st of September. And two days ago I called her up about picking up my ticket. This is what happened. Don’t complain about me not numbering the comic slides or I will personally chop your nuts off. if you read them in the wrong order, you are a dipshit: read left to right you fools.
But she made up for it and managed to get me a ticket on the 3rd, so everything is fine. Except she’s missing a left nipple.
3 Comments to “I hate secretaries.”
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On August 31st, 2005 at 8:14 pm
HAHAHA! lol. . .btw i hoped u booked ure flight through dubaii!?
On September 2nd, 2005 at 7:20 pm
Oh, you leaving tomorrow! Make you keep us updated about all the anal action in Torn-ass-onto.
On May 10th, 2008 at 8:26 am
Why is it her job to buy your ticket? You spoiled lazy brat. You don’t pay her salary. Your dad doesn’t pay her salary. The company pays her salary. She shouldn’t be forced to do personal errands!