August 2005


Yes, you heard me. I hate secretaries. They lounge around all day pretending to be working, when really, what else do they do except dream about getting in bed with Shin-Ho and filing their nails all day? When I was accepted to uToronto (two months ago) I went ahead and told my dad’s secretary in Bangkok to book me a ticket to Toronto for the 1st of September. And two days ago I called her up about picking up my ticket. This is what happened. Don’t complain about me not numbering the comic slides or I will personally chop your nuts off. if you read them in the wrong order, you are a dipshit: read left to right you fools.



But she made up for it and managed to get me a ticket on the 3rd, so everything is fine. Except she’s missing a left nipple.

Well, havent posted much from myself here lately. So yeah, 3 days ago Da-Chuk came back from his roots, Kyrgyztan. That fuck turned into an complete “alkasch”. Fuck, he made me come over at like 11 just to drink with him. It was only HIM and ME, and yes, an hour later Moloko joined in. So for an hour i had to suffer the Kyrgyz drinking habits, which is basicially to steadily drink until your out of shit to drink. As expected i was fucked the next morning. Although it all had a good side to it. He brought a very good point up to me, for all you religious people out there, not me. Why would you want to go to heaven? Seriously? Heaven, fucking cold. Just think about when your on a plane and they display the outside air temperature, which is usually at arounf -70°C. Would you freeze your balls of up there? So i decided i’d much rather goto hell where its nice and warm. Anyways….
School starts tomorrow. This year’s gunna be shit, yes, even more shit than the past 11 years of my school live. Everyone left…..so now its basicially only danik and me…………yes…and Zhan..but not really coz his bed time is at around 8pm and 8:30 on weekends.
So yeah, i’ll make a post tomorrow about the 1st day of school and bitch about all the new people and what losers they probably are.
Out…

i’m nick from bkk, thailand…arm wrote a little post on me and my bro titled “the brotherhood” or smth can’t really remember. I’d like to state that i’m “just friends” with arm…although sumtimes my close friends disagree and say we’re more…but anyways

now this pic is an album cover for this stupid project thing we did back in grade 11 i think…it’s so lame it’s hilarious and so we’re planning to release it for the masses to make love to later on, i think.
The weird-looking guy to the left most is benjamin lord, aka Bacon. Next to him is Alok, followed by cs marshal regular Arm looking as tho he’s being fucked from behind by an elephant, and the guy to the right would be yours truly.

ppl say that alok is looking as though he’s checking me out………..they’re rite! i absolutely dig the bastard. he’s farrrrrrking good in bed.

lol i’m just making up all this homo stuff….we’re all perfectly straight i tell ya

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